Today we found the 50 Shades trilogy in the bookshop.
Naturally, we had to leave a message.
Tearing apart the fastest-selling series ever, one kinkshaming, poorly-worded, unintentionally hilarious line at a time.
This blog's OTP is Kate/Anastasia, and it fervently believes that Christian is secretly Batman. Or possibly Cyclops. Or Robin Thicke. Honestly, who knows? All I know is that I ever met him I'd be too busy kicking him in the balls to ask.
I try to be funny, but occasionally things are just mind-rendingly bad enough that I go into serious-rant mode. Trigger warnings throughout for rape, eating disorders, abuse, ungodly bad depiction of mental illness, and drug use. Among others. Also, I use gifs a lot, so this page is probably not epilepsy-safe.
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